Turn me around and send me back to bed.
Because I haven't really slept in about 3 days, the doctor called me in some sleeping pills. He said if the first one doesnt work in an hour take a second. I'm thrilled. YAY SLEEP. So I go pick up the magical pills of happy.
The pharmacist highlighted this little section for me to ponder over...I read it AFTER I had popped the first pill.
"After taking, you may get up out of bed while not being fully awake and do an activity that you do not know you are doing. The next morning you may not remember that you did anything during the night. Reported activities include: (note that these are only the reported ones)
-driving a car
-making and eating food
-talking on a phone
ANNNNND, are you ready for this one?
If I frisk any of you this evening, I'm sorry.