I was going to regale you with some yarny tale...but found out that if you google "Alpaca Butt" and then click the Images portion of your search...you can get a direct link to the yarn harlot.
Is that the indicator that you've finally made it in the knitting world?
The sweater progress-eth.
I have also finally caved and purchased some Kauni...it's self striping...and wonderful...and...erm...woops?
I tripped and fell and clicked purchase, yeahhh that's it.
Your bum for the day:
It's "DONT SHOOT ME" orange. One of my favorite colors. :)